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zippythepinhead
February 26th, 2007, 10:18 AM
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "An Inconvenient Truth," the big-screen adaptation of former U.S. Vice President Al Gore's slide-show lecture about the perils of global warming, won Academy Awards on Sunday for documentary feature and best song.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-02-26T135859Z_01_N25248809_RTRUKOC_0_US-OSCARS-GORE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22


Global warming is coming and we are all gonna die:ra :bricks
pphalan
February 26th, 2007, 1:59 PM
Waiting for Al's documentary on why the Mars polar caps have melted.

Everyone around here in my area knew he was going to win, after all the hollywood crowd loves him.

Did you know that Al's private plane flights puts more green house gases in the atmosphere in one flight than the average persons car usuage for a year?

He is excused for doing that because he buys "carbon credits"....:neener :rotfl

Here is my inconveniant truth....the pollution he makes with all these fights are still there. The Hyypocrite....Live as I say not as I do.
zippythepinhead
February 26th, 2007, 4:01 PM
Waiting for Al's documentary on why the Mars polar caps have melted.

Everyone around here in my area knew he was going to win, after all the hollywood crowd loves him.

Did you know that Al's private plane flights puts more green house gases in the atmosphere in one flight than the average persons car usuage for a year?

He is excused for doing that because he buys "carbon credits"....:neener :rotfl

Here is my inconveniant truth....the pollution he makes with all these fights are still there. The Hyypocrite....Live as I say not as I do.I think the song "Amish Paradise" is Algore's perfect theme song. He would have to pay Wierd Al royalites though.:jester
They
February 28th, 2007, 10:46 AM
Not surprising that he won... perhaps his personal theme song is "Another One Rides the Bus" - that way we have less drivers out there. Of course he'll be watching it all from his private plane - with Melissa Etheridge perhaps. After all.. we are all Green...I wonder if either of them have been to Nevada - or Utah.. or any naturally non-green area of the world.
beetlejuice
February 28th, 2007, 4:27 PM
I'd really like Mr. Gore to explain to me why our winter was so cold.
They
March 1st, 2007, 6:31 AM
that's easy beetlejuice - because of the drastic cut in the usage of microwaves in the area. :doh
beetlejuice
March 1st, 2007, 5:04 PM
Ummmm...I didn't know my microwave oven was broken? Thanks for the tip. ;)
zippythepinhead
March 2nd, 2007, 11:49 PM
Algore uses more energy to power his mansion in Tennessee than an average home does in one year.:idea: :idea: :idea:
pphalan
March 2nd, 2007, 11:59 PM
Algore uses more energy to power his mansion in Tennessee than an average home does in one year.:idea: :idea: :idea:

Al Gore buys carbon offsets from a company he owns...guess what?...He is the only one that can purchase carbon offsets from that company....provable fact. :D

BTW you mis-stated something...ONE of Al's homes uses more energy in 1 month than yours can in a year.
davidw
March 3rd, 2007, 6:16 AM
This is starting to sound like a "Chuck Norris..." thread :P lol :rofl
zippythepinhead
March 4th, 2007, 11:20 PM
Al Gore buys carbon offsets from a company he owns...guess what?...He is the only one that can purchase carbon offsets from that company....provable fact. :D

BTW you mis-stated something...ONE of Al's homes uses more energy in 1 month than yours can in a year.No all of them do. After all I invented all of Al's homes.:elephant :neener
They
March 5th, 2007, 8:20 AM
Now to be fair to Mr. Gore.. I suggest we do a recount of how much energy he uses verses how much energy the average American uses.. ;)

Now to be fair to Mr. Gore.. I suggest we do a recount of how much energy he uses verses how much energy the average American uses.. ;)


Yes, I stated it twice - that way I can't be accused of glossing the subject. ;) gotta go, my harrier is waiting to take me to work - 4 miles away. :gbounce :rbounce
beetlejuice
March 6th, 2007, 5:39 AM
Maybe Mr. Gore should read the article on Mars Global Warming. Explain that one too us Mr. Gore.
pphalan
March 6th, 2007, 6:40 AM
Maybe Mr. Gore should read the article on Mars Global Warming. Explain that one too us Mr. Gore.
Only if there is another oscar in it for him. :))
zippythepinhead
March 6th, 2007, 9:56 PM
Imagine the polar ice caps melting.

Now imagine Algore floating away.

Now imagine Algore's houses getting smashed by a hurricane.

Now imagine Algore's SUV's and private jets getting burried in a mud slide.

Now imagine Algore tobacco crops getting burned by fire.......

Did I get carried away here?:guitar Kumbaya........
They
March 8th, 2007, 9:05 AM
Al Gore's take on The Red Planet...

"I thought it was a good movie, but it didn't accuratley portray the environment that I had set up."
zippythepinhead
March 9th, 2007, 12:01 PM
Al Gore's take on The Red Planet...

"I thought it was a good movie, but it didn't accuratley portray the environment that I had set up."He invented the #$%&!!! planet They! Geeesh;)
beetlejuice
March 9th, 2007, 2:39 PM
I would make a joke but I am not going to take anything away from God's glory in inventing the universe.