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pphalan
June 26th, 2006, 6:43 AM
If Biblical Headlines were written Today

On Red Sea crossing

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the birth of Christ

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed

davidw
June 26th, 2006, 8:12 AM
These were so good, they deserved their own thread :P

too his glory
June 28th, 2006, 12:21 AM
:rofl These are very good . :cangel

God bless you