pphalan
June 8th, 2006, 1:43 PM
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of
cultural diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcome
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees." The
cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the
leader of
the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
shipping
clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued,
"You fool, for 4 weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed
anything, but Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does
something!"
cultural diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcome
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees." The
cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss left, the
leader of
the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
shipping
clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued,
"You fool, for 4 weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed
anything, but Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does
something!"