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pphalan
May 18th, 2006, 7:46 PM
A CAT'S DIARY:

Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try
this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless
body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to
try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.


There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to
my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to
use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.

too his glory
May 18th, 2006, 8:19 PM
:csneakyNow that is good.:applause

God bless you.

Daral
May 20th, 2006, 6:38 PM
My experience with cats leads me to believe they are far more paranoid than is portrayed in this thread. :)

davidw
May 20th, 2006, 7:06 PM
Don't tell them that though...

too his glory
May 21st, 2006, 8:16 PM
Their intelligence is superb. Mine is a much better weather cat than the weather man is a weather man. Another thing I can say as I am sure others can also say, they have their noses in every thing. I can go out side and bingo the cat comes from no where and watches every thing I do. He is at and under my feet every where I go. I think he means to trip me. He can stay away for he does not want to get stepted on. If he wants something ,he wants it now , you better just get up and give it to him. There will be no living with him. My daughter had a cat when she was about 12 he was the boss . I mean the boss. My husband got on him for something and rest a share the cat got him back. The cat would use the restroom on a throw rug on the side of the bed where my husband slept. He would staph in it every time. Smart ,coy, what ever they take the cake.:cevil:clol

God bless you all.