too his glory
May 3rd, 2006, 9:46 PM
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan. She says she is going to Europe on business for 3 weeks and needs to borrow$5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The banks president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250.000 Rolls as collateral against a $5.000. loan
An employee of the bank then procceds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it there. Three weeks later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loanofficer says,"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well,but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a Mult-Millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies," Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return? "
Finally....A Smart Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The banks president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250.000 Rolls as collateral against a $5.000. loan
An employee of the bank then procceds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it there. Three weeks later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loanofficer says,"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well,but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a Mult-Millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies," Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return? "
Finally....A Smart Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D