pphalan
April 9th, 2006, 2:45 PM
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a
cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He
also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about
gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of
beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian
felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands,
praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
jumped up and yelled:
"Don't touch me! I'm collecting disability."
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a
cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He
also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian
asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about
gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy
over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of
beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian
felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands,
praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
jumped up and yelled:
"Don't touch me! I'm collecting disability."