pphalan
March 19th, 2006, 12:54 AM
# Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
# "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -- Cheers
# Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. - Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
# Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
# Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
# He wanted a pet, so he asked for an octopus, thinking it would be an eight-sided cat.
# Hit her with a squirtgun like you're trying to train a cat to stay off the sofa. -- Loveline
# I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
# If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it from a height, on which side would it land?
# I think they're blaming the cat. -- the bunnies' theory about why Megan Coughlin now have a vacuum
# I want to be a lion. Everybody wants to pass as cats. -- Counting Crows
# I would love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and floss my cat.
# Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- PJ O'Rourke
# People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
# Subliminal kitty messages? "You are getting very sleepy" is not a command when said to a cat; it is an eternal truth. -- Ari Rapkin
# Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
# THE PET PRINCIPLE: No matter which side of the door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
# There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
# These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
# To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
# Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account. -- They Might Be Giants
# We're staying together for the sake of the cats. - Bumper sticker
# When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. -- Rodney Dangerfield
# Where the hell are the singing cats? -- Paul Newman to David Letterman
# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
# Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? -- George Clinton
# You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
# "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -- Cheers
# Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. - Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
# Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
# Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
# He wanted a pet, so he asked for an octopus, thinking it would be an eight-sided cat.
# Hit her with a squirtgun like you're trying to train a cat to stay off the sofa. -- Loveline
# I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
# If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it from a height, on which side would it land?
# I think they're blaming the cat. -- the bunnies' theory about why Megan Coughlin now have a vacuum
# I want to be a lion. Everybody wants to pass as cats. -- Counting Crows
# I would love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and floss my cat.
# Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- PJ O'Rourke
# People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
# Subliminal kitty messages? "You are getting very sleepy" is not a command when said to a cat; it is an eternal truth. -- Ari Rapkin
# Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
# THE PET PRINCIPLE: No matter which side of the door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.
# There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
# These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
# To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
# Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account. -- They Might Be Giants
# We're staying together for the sake of the cats. - Bumper sticker
# When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. -- Rodney Dangerfield
# Where the hell are the singing cats? -- Paul Newman to David Letterman
# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
# Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? -- George Clinton
# You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.