pphalan
March 13th, 2006, 8:33 PM
# Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
# Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
# Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
# Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
# If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
# Life is hard, then you nap.
# Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
# Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
# Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
# When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
# When in doubt, cop an attitude.
# Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
# Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
# Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
# If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
# Life is hard, then you nap.
# Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
# Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
# Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
# When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
# When in doubt, cop an attitude.